Be a Modern Ninja

We all want or wanted to be a Ninja or ninja-ette at some point in our very short lives. But, most thought about how awesome or impossible it would be to be a Ninja with a black mask, samurai swords, and dropping from ceilings, but get real, will that ever happen in our modern day world? This article will give you instructions of how to be a modern Ninja, without going to jail for assassination of an enemy!

Steps

  1. Don't think you can do every thing! Take it easy and your "ninjaness" will come with time! Don't do crazy jumping off buildings, or getting into fights with brass knuckles.
  2. Do well in school. While this isn't often associated with being a ninja, you must be knowledgeable, and know how to act in any given situation.
  3. Don't overdo your outfit! Don't dress in all black. Blend in with everyone else, whether it is a formal dress up, wedding, party or a normal day at school. Part of being a ninja is blending in, like a spy. But don't be anti-social, the quiet people are closely watched.
  4. Only use violence in emergency situations. Don't attack anyone for no reason.
  5. Don't go around saying you are a ninja, part of being a ninja is being a master spy. James Bond didn't randomly blurt out that he was a spy, he kept it a secret. If you tell everyone that you are a ninja no one will trust you so if you want to tell someone make sure you trust that person.
  6. Learn Parkour, but don't hurt yourself. Make sure to practice techniques in a safe environment before attempting them in a potentially dangerous place, such as on cement.
  7. Be stealthy, be quiet, if you have a dog or cat, practice sneaking up on them or a friend.
  8. Learn martial arts. The obvious choice would be Ninjutsu, but learning Karate, Kung Fu, Wing Chun, Taekwondo, Aikido, Hapkido, Brazilian Jiu Jutsu, and Judo will augment your abilities.
  9. Have a will to survive. The ninja were all about survival. This is why they survived for so long. Keep telling yourself to survive.
  10. Create ninja group. But that must be people you trust. You can doing some missions for some peoples. You can spy, get the information.
  11. Be anonymous. If somebody want you to do something he/she should send you e-mail.

Tips

  • Find escape routes for any situation
  • Have a will to survive
  • Build your body
  • Be safe
  • Don't be afraid to try new tactics
  • Eat healthy
  • Don't blurt out your secret to friends
  • Be respectful
  • Don't dress like a movie ninja.

Warnings

  • Don't show you're a ninja
  • Don't harm anyone unless it is an emergency
  • Don't dress like movie ninjas

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