Become One of the Plastics

Do you want to be popular and funny? This is for you. It has been edited so you won't be mean, just slightly arrogant. Read on!

Steps

  1. Look hot every moment of your life.
    • Wear expensive designer clothing and carry a tiny designer purse. Louis Vuitton is recommended. Cady has a multicolored one in the movie, Mean Girls.
    • Have flawless skin. That means no acne, blackheads or oil. Cleanse, tone and moisturise daily, and exfoliate weekly.
    • As for makeup, black eyeliner applied thinly along the lash line, fake eyelashes, lip plumping lip gloss, light cream blush and illuminator on the cheek bone.
    • Hair should be perfect- no bad hair days, ever! Loose curls, dead straight hair, copy the looks from the Plastics in the movie Mean Girls. Loose curls look girly, innocent and hot, whilst dead straight hair is sleek, classy and sexy. Use a curling tong and volume mousse to achieve the look.
    • Take care of your nails, never bite them! If you do, stop right now! Wear fake nails if you have been biting them and they are short. Wear a French manicure. Get them done professionally at a nail salon for perfect pretty nails.
    • Be very hygienic, brush, floss and rinse twice a day, and stay on a low carb diet.
    • Get an all-body massage once a week to de-stress.
    • Also, get your legs, arms and eyebrows waxed.
  2. Act like you're superior around the school corridors. Walk with attitude.
  3. Be confident. You have to act like "Man, I am cool!" and just do it! Walk the walk - the "model" walk with one foot in front of the other with perfect posture. Practice, practice, practice!
  4. Be nice and helpful to people you consider popular. Show appreciation by complimenting them.
  5. Be comfortable in front of people, no matter who they are. Remember: you're cool, so relax.
  6. Meet tons of people and always talk to them. Don't be shy, you are in school to learn, but also to socialize! So relax, be confident, and just go and do it.
  7. Don't hug your friends, only when needed. It seems a weird step, but it's true, people feel suffocated if you hug them all time.
  8. Never trip over, it is so not cool.Walk around school as if you don't have a care in the world.
  9. Flirt with other girl's crushes or boyfriends but not your girl's boyfriends or else.
  10. Be sure to be able to speak your mind. Confidence is key.

Tips

  • Flirt with boys! Lots of boys love when you look at them and smile.
  • Be nice at first, so then when you're in the "IN-crowd" you'll be meaner so that way they'll look up to you.
  • If you want the girls to like you, and want to invite you to join them, then just ask if they want to hang out
  • Don't do gross tricks.
  • Have fun and don't think about what other people think of you.
  • Always make any fighting sneaky.
  • If you want a guy that likes you for who you are, don't do this.
  • Make sure that you have the nicest clothing so that you get noticed a lot.
  • Try to fit in, and keep up with the trends.
  • Wear pink on Wednesdays.

Warnings

  • "Tasteful" make up doesn't mean you have to wear too much make up, tasteful make up is light and sweet make up, not too much.
  • Think about how will you know that you've become popular. When someone waves at you in the hallway or people just will look up to you more? Think about it.
  • You'll become popular, but many people won't like you, they'll be afraid of you.
  • Don't try to be too funny when talking to people, they'll think you're crazy!

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