Behave Like Blair Waldorf

Blair Waldorf, the queen bee of the Upper East Side, New York. She's beautiful,rich,and smart, but her attitude is what really stands out. She's manipulative and always gets what she wants, but that's what makes her entertaining and determined. Let's see if you can be like her.

Steps

  1. Always be cool and composed. Blair never acts silly or messy, and she never babbles endlessly. Just stay calm and talk in a normal pace.
  2. Make Clever Comebacks. Blair always has the perfect thing to say to anyone that insults her, right away. Make sure what you say is quick, witty, and makes total sense. Here's a tip: you have to hit the opponent where it hurts the most. Find out what makes them squirm,and use that in a comeback. Don't let anyone get away with insulting you. Being quick witted and smart is always respected. If for some reason you can't think of a good comeback on the spot, Stare your opponent down. Give a tiny eye roll, smirk, and look them up and down. This would make them feel insecure without you doing anything. Then you would have won the battle.
  3. Be aloof, interesting, and Be Secretive. Make sure you have at least one person who you can trust. People will want to get close to you to find out the details of your life. Don't give it to them straight away. Keep them waiting and they'll never leave.
  4. Never appear nervous. Whether it's grades, or talking to a new boy, always be up for a challenge and don't be shy or weak.
  5. Have tons of confidence. Learn to be able to walk up to a random group of strangers and introduce yourself.
  6. Always know how to get your revenge. Just remember though: this may not always end well on your part.
  7. Look the part. If you look fierce, it'll help you believe you ARE fierce.
  8. If you're mad at someone, show it. They should know that it shouldn't happen again.

Tips

  • Do your best in everything. Remember a quote from Blair in one of the GG books: "Destiny is for losers. You have to make things happen." Believe it, because it's true.
  • Be a fighter. If someone gets you down, or ignores you, don't just give up and go with it, fight back.
  • Always have secrets. Secrets are what make you interesting.
  • Have a full social calendar, but work hard at your grades. If you get straight As, it will actually make people slightly envious.
  • If you're starting from the bottom of the social ladder people might not notice the new you right away. You might still be treated with disrespect for a while and people might talk. Just keep up the charade and you'll be okay. If someone seriously messes with you get your revenge. Stand up for yourself if someone is mean to you.
  • Leopards can't change their spots overnight. If you can't think of amazing comebacks on the spot today, with practice, you might be better next week.
  • Don't give up.
  • Things like scheming and planning revenge are not always going to end well.
  • Don't attempt to change your personality completely. These are just a few fun tips. Stay true to who you are.

Warnings

  • Do NOT drink too much. Blair drinks occasionally to be classy, not trashy.
  • Do NOT develop an eating disorder just because Blair had one in the first few episodes! She got over it.
  • Do NOT overdo the mean thing; you'll soon have no friends left. Be tasteful.

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