Cheat at UNO

Do you keep losing in UNO and want to play dirty in a game? Read on to win!

Steps

Before an UNO match, go through the deck and find a wild card draw four.
Hide it in your pocket. If you're not wearing any pockets, hide it in between your legs when you sit down to play UNO. This is easier if you play at a table.
Say that the other person can deal, and then grab a card once the person deals it to you.
On one of the cards, "accidentally" drop it on the floor. Say you dropped one, and instead of picking up the one that you dropped, pick up the wild card draw four.
Bend down to pretend you're picking up, then slip the wild card draw four into your deck.
Try to keep it until the end instead of using it right away; you will most likely win if you do it this way.

When you reach a point in the game where you have so many cards in your hand it becomes unbearable, sneakily drop a few into your lap. Sitting at a table is best because then you can slip them under or between your legs.
Don't do a bunch at once, because if you go from have twenty cards to three, it might be noticeable.
At one point, exclaim your urgent need to relieve yourself-make it dramatic! Walk away with your legs clenched together and the cards safely trapped inside. Leave the cards you are keeping in your hand at the table so you seem innocent.
Once you're in a bathroom or other room away from the game, hide the cards in a potted plant or something. Be sure to retrieve them later and add them back to the deck. This method will definitely help you if you are playing with a bad shuffler and have to draw forever and ever before you can play a card. This works for both girls and guys.

Hide the card that you "accidentally" dropped under your foot in case your opponent(s) look at the ground.
This could work for any card.

One problem is how to pick up the card after the game. Offer to tidy up for the person(s) you were playing with so they don't find the card.
Don't get caught.
Cheating at any game is a good way to lose trust and friends. If you cheat at UNO, being such a simple, luck-based game, and you are found out, which is what commonly occurs, people will consider you a sore loser as well as immature. They won't likely forget about it.