Get the Werewolf Look

How to feel free at school and pretend that you're on all-fours in an open prairie. A style for those who seek freedom and scragginess rolled into one, basically a werewolf, in human form.

Steps

Clothing

  1. Wear T-shirts that are too big for you, or plaid shirts, but don't button them. Ripped clothing also helps, implying that it tears when you transform, but don't go overboard. Remember, you want to look a little bit wild, rather then just cheap and careless. If you want to go a bit overboard, don't be afraid to add a little fur to your fashion ensemble. However, people who do not know that you are going for the werewolf look may think that you are fashion-unconscious, so be careful!
  2. Wear T-shirts or sweatshirts depicting wolves or a paw print.
  3. Wearing darker or grungy clothing can also give a more 'werewolf-ish' look. Wear clothes that sort of blend in with the forest, so fluorescent yellows and pinks are out.
  4. A werewolf will normally wear jeans (preferably torn), since normal trousers rarely stand up to clothed romps in the wood. (Of course, these are optional.)
  5. Wear contacts, but unnatural colors (ice blue, orange, yellow, black, etc). If you don't have any, order some or buy some. In the meantime, have a deep glare into your eyes and kind of bow your head.
  6. Make your hair look wild. If its in a ponytail, take it loose and mess it up a bit.
  7. Normally wear boots or trainers, to aid with said romps. Werewolves will often find it hard to wear high heels, despite the natural ability to walk digitigrade. Besides, a werewolf in high heels would look silly!
  8. If wearing jewelry, it should depict a wolf or be simple and naturalistic. The most common form of wolf jewelry is some form of pendants and belt-buckles. However, silver jewelry tends to be discouraged. Try for something like a wooden charm, or a simple charm bracelet.

Physical Appearance

  1. Don't think that you have to be really hairy, but it helps. Short hair looks quite good, but not too short for girls. A sort of scruffy look is quite cute too.
  2. One should walk on their toes, like a wolf.
  3. Keep nails long to simulate claws, but stop when they become impractical.
  4. Try to get that kind of determined gleam in your eye most of the time.

Behavior

  1. Adopt a sort of lupine, predatory walk. Do this by keeping your eyes fixed on one spot, and tread as if you're hunting something.
  2. Snarl and growl when disdained. Whimper when sad, scared, or hurt. Bark, and always howl in jubilation or sorrow, but don't go too far with the wolf noises, otherwise people will think you're insane.
  3. Carry out physical actions associated with wolves. Eat, stretch, yawn, and bite whenever the time is appropriate.
  4. Keep track of the phases of the moon and be sure to mention when the full moon is. Just slide it casually into conversation.
  5. On full moons, go into a sort of (or just dark) dark place. Lock the door. Don't go out until a half hour later. If someone calls you, say "I Can't" in a deep voice. If they ask why, give a little lie, not a big one. Stay alert and always move. When your mind thinks something is wrong, don't ignore it. Get out of that place now and find somewhere else. If there is nowhere else, stay but if you hear something stranger than before, leave. By the way, before you go alone, eat meat. You can have a side dish, but the main meal has to be meat. No vegetables. Eat quickly, werewolves are known for eating fast. Not too fast though, or you will choke. Drink water only, and gulp down without stopping. If you can't handle that, stop but keep the cup at your mouth and make noises. Then continue and go into "That Place" immediately.
  6. The half hour later, change back into your normal form. Do this every full moon. At the last minute, make a quick howling noise and change.

Tips

  • Find a book that has werewolves in it - each book has a different version of the monster.
  • Make sure your diet is staying on meat keep fruit at a minimum.

Warnings

  • Don't mention werewolves or tell people that you are one - people will catch on to what you are doing, and think that you are just attention seeking, however if they find out on their own then they might think they have stumbled on your big secret!
  • Go too far, and people will think you're mad. Keep it moderate and harmless. Don't let it disturb your everyday life.
  • Don't go too far otherwise you'll look and feel stupid.
  • Keep in touch with your human self!

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