Treat Chapped Lips in a Manly Way
All you guys know that when your lips are chapped, the only thing to do is whip out the chap stick and slather it on. But in doing so it is hard to maintain a manly composure. Below is the correct manly manner to avoid chapped lip pain.
Steps
- Hold it the right way. The first thing about using chap stick is how to hold the stick. Most people only use a weak fingertip grip, resulting in looking like a pansy. Use a firm full fist manly grip so that everyone around you is confident of your masculinity. Watch out though as a fist grip on Chapstick could make you look a bit troubled "upstairs."
- Do not pucker up. When you apply chap stick, naturally our lips will extend to meet the stick. This technique should never be used to apply any product to your lips. Simply close your mouth and rub the chap stick all over. The other alternative is opening your mouth obscenely wide so as to make it clear this chap stick is not for any aesthetic purpose.
- Be discreet. Most importantly, pretend that nothing ever happened as soon as the chap stick is out of sight.
- Alternatively, kiss your girlfriend when she has chap stick on. This is arguably the most masculine and discreet way to apply chap stick.
Tips
- Don't care what anyone thinks and apply to your likings.
- Another alternative (lip balm free) method: Drink plenty of water at the first sign of chapped lips. Your lips will moisten naturally.
- Don't use cherry chapstick. A masculine black tube is best, plus it won't give color or scent.
