Be a Hot Stoner Chick

Let's face it, stoner chicks are hot. This article will show you how to be a "hip, hip lady, man" (go watch Dazed and Confused right now).

Steps

  1. Build your tolerance. Know the lingo and live the lifestyle.
  2. Don't let yourself go. People use pot smoking as an excuse to be lazy. This is ONLY an excuse. Marijuana can never make somebody too lazy to take care of themselves.
  3. Discover your style influences. This can be from Stevie Nicks to Megan Fox. Decide what you admire about stoner girls style and take note of what they wear and how they style their hair and do their makeup. The best part of being a stoner is that you get to express your style however you want to.
  4. Don't let your munchies get the best of you. There is nothing in the world better than eating fresh fruit when you're stoned.
  5. Wear natural makeup. You're beautiful and you don't need to cake on makeup to show everyone else that.
  6. Accessorize. Buy a lot of friendship bracelets, leather bracelets, ethnic inspired jewelry, etc. Hemp is an important material to stoners, and it's adorable!
  7. Be prepared. Having your own pipe, lighters, bud, etc. makes you always prepared, which guys will love!
  8. Hang out with everyone and be nice to everyone you meet. Stoners advocate peace and love to all creatures that inhabit the world. How can you not be nice when you are lit?
  9. Don't ditch old friends who are not down with your smoking habits. It's not for everyone. It will not make you any cooler if you have fewer friends.
  10. Do your homework. You might be cool now, but when you have to be held back or cannot graduate on time, you will regret it. Don't become a stereotype.
  11. Be down to try new things. Smoking out of a can might not be the best thing for you, but it makes a great story.
  12. Support the marijuana culture.
  13. Listen to good music. Listen to anything from Pink Floyd to Skrillex. Music can save your soul.



Tips

  • Carry eye drops and a sweet smelling perfume. Weed doesn't smell good to everyone.
  • Always be yourself and never give in to peer pressure, for anyone!
  • Don't call yourself a stoner if you don't smoke every single day.
  • Watch stoner movies like Cheech & Chong: Up in Smoke, Cheech & Chong's Next Movie, Half Baked, Friday, Dazed and Confused, etc.
  • Listen to Wiz Khalifa, Kid Cudi, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd and the Beatles a lot.

Warnings

  • Pace yourself. If your lungs hurt, it doesn't make you a loser if you take a break for a while.
  • Weed is illegal. Don't get caught, man.
  • Weed CAN be a gateway drug, if you let it be. Don't blame weed for any other choices that you make.

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