Get out of Work (when You're Already There)
Do not attempt this, unless you are willing to risk the consequences. Otherwise, enjoy your day off.
Steps
- The best, and most believable way to get off work early is this:
- Using your cell phone, call your work phone, and pick up.
- Turn your cell phone off as soon as you answer your work phone, otherwise you'll just waste your minutes.
- Answer the phone as you normally would, but say "O.K." a lot, and sound really concerned, end the conversation (which should be around 2 minutes long) by saying "I'll be right over/there" or something along those lines.
- Walk pretty quickly to your boss, and tell him/her that your mom/dad/kid/wife/husband needs you.
- If they ask why, say desperately that you don't know, but you're really worried. start to leave, and say that you're not sure when you'll be back, but will call him/her with more details.
Tips
- Act really worried
- Tell them that you'll probably not pick up your home or cell phone, but to call if they need serious help.
- Run out
- Don't get detailed
Warnings
- Do NOT say that somebody died!
- If anybody finds out, you will be in huge trouble, and may even be fired.
- Do not attempt more than once a year at the most.
Things You'll Need
- 2 phones
- a sensitive boss
- acting skills
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