Sneak Into Your Partner's House
Your girlfriend or boyfriend wants you over, sometimes you just have to sneak in. Sneaking inside any building is tricky, and requires light feet, cooperation, and some easy to learn know-how.
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Steps
- First, make a plan. You and your partner should both know how you're getting in; out; where you can hide if someone's coming and what you say if caught.
- Discuss how you are going to get there, if it is walking distance do so, or find somebody that will drive you and not tell your parents or take a cab(though the driver may ask questions) or bus(he sees strange people every day he won't judge).
- Getting out if you have a security system disengage it, you will have to catch a bullet later if you don't and don't wake anybody upon exit because they will likely ask questions.
- Getting in. This can be a hassle, depending on where your partner's room is. Be sure that there is a place for you to come in, and not to make too much of a racket. Taking your shoes off upon entry will minimize noise
- Once in the room, make sure not to drop anything or be too loud in whatever your night's plan is.
- Exiting. This can be nearly as tricky as entering. Make sure not to be loud, and be sure not to draw attention to yourself. Make it fast and don't forget anything,
- Get home, this can be either brain surgery or changing the TV channel with the remote. If you have a security system you forgot to disengage, to say the least, you're screwed.
Tips
- For nighttime entries: The average human sleeps in 4 hour increments, and requires 2 increments (8 hours) for a full day's rest. This means that after the first 4 hours someone is asleep, they will naturally wake up, and usually go right back to sleep. So, determine when the family usually goes to sleep. Sneak in at the time they are most in deep sleep, the peak being about 3 or 5 hours after they hit the sack. So, if they retire at 10 or 11, then 2 or 3 would be the safest to enter, because it would be at that time that they are in their deepest sleep.
- Know of other hiding places if you need to use them.
- Look and listen for footsteps. If needed, stop what you're doing and listen in complete silence.
- Don't leave evidence behind.
- Have a prepared excuse, like there is a rumor of an emergency test in the morning.
- If parents/siblings do approach, don't panic, but calmly find a place to hide. Rushing can cause noise and a bad hiding place.
- Wear sneakers.
- If your partner has pets, have a few treats on hand to keep it quiet.
Warnings
- Make sure you're the only one who knows you're sneaking in that night. A little brother or sister alerting your parents just to get you in trouble is a real bother.
- Be careful. Sometimes the parent(s) will wake up and assume someone is breaking in. In a pro-gun state, this could get you seriously injured or even killed.
- Try to avoid sneaking in on weekdays, not only will it get your boyfriend/girlfriend in trouble if you get caught, it will upset the parents even more if they catch you because they'll still have to get up for work in the morning.
