Sober Up Fast
Uh oh, you went how and had a little too much to drink. Now, you need to sober up quick before anyone notices that you'd been drinking. Luckily, there are lots of ways you can sober up fast, and this wikiHow will show you how.
Contents
10 Second Summary
1. Stop drinking alcohol.
2. Have something to eat.
3. Drink 1 cup (240 milliliters) of water for every drink you had.
4. Take a cold shower, but not if you are vomiting or have alcohol poisoning.
5. Get at least 7 hours of sleep.
Steps
Feel Better Fast
- Stop drinking immediately. The first step toward sobering up is to stop drinking right away. Ideally, you should stop drinking early on in the night to give yourself enough time to sober up before going to bed or getting yourself home.
- This doesn't mean switching from liquor to beer. Put down whatever alcoholic beverage you've been drinking and sip on water instead.
- Eat something. If you've been drinking on an empty stomach, part of the reason you're feeling so drunk is that there is nothing in your stomach to absorb the alcohol. Eat a substantial meal that is carb-heavy to help soak up the alcohol and ease any nausea you may feel.
- Drink water. Alcohol has a dehydrating effect, so it's important that you offset this by drinking plenty of water. Try to match every drink of alcohol you have with one cup of water. Not only will this slow down the drinking process, it will help replenish your body's fluids and prevent hangovers the next day.
- Drink coffee. Caffeinated beverages won't sober you up, but they will counteract some of the sedative effects of alcohol, helping you feel more alert.
- Don't drink coffee unless you plan on staying awake for the next several hours. If it is the end of the night, then skip the caffeine and just drink some water before going to bed.
- Note that even though you may feel more sober, caffeine won't improve cognitive function, motor skills, or decision-making abilities.
Remember that caffeine and alcohol both dehydrate you, so be sure to drink some water too.
- Take a cold shower. The sudden splash of cold water will immediately jolt you awake and have you feeling more alert.
- Don't take a cold shower if you are vomiting or might have alcohol poisoning, because alcohol already lowers the body temperature.
- Sleep it off. Once you have gotten some food and water into your system, sleeping overnight is the best way to sober up. Be sure to give yourself enough time to sleep (at least 7 hours) if possible. Plan your night accordingly so that you have enough time to sleep before getting up the next morning.
- Always drink at least one full glass of water before going to bed drunk, and pop an ibuprofen if you are prone to getting headaches the day after drinking.
Preventative Measures
- Eat a large meal before you start drinking. Having something in your stomach will prevent you from getting drunk too fast, and give your body something to absorb the alcohol with.
- Drink responsibly. If you are getting ready for a long night out, then it's important to pace yourself and space out the drinks you consume. Stick to one type of alcohol to avoid feeling sick, and opt for beer or wine if possible, as these drinks take longer to finish and will fill you up fast.
- Drink plenty of water. Drinking enough water will keep you from getting too drunk too fast and prevent the onset of hangovers the next day. Try to have one cup of water for every drink of alcohol you have, and always drink at least one glass of water before going to bed.
Warnings
- Don't try to "sober up" so that you can drive home. The only way to become sober again is to wait for the alcohol to leave your system, which could take hours. Consider calling a cab, asking a friend for a ride, or staying where you are overnight.
- If you think you or somebody you know might have alcohol poisoning, seek medical attention immediately.
- Remember: the above tips may help you feel alert or "more sober" but the amount of alcohol in your system will still only go down as a function of time and your body's ability to process alcohol.
- Remember to sleep on your side, not your back. This prevents you from choking if you vomit in your sleep.