Cosplay As Spongebob

Do you totally adore that yellow piece of sponge on Nick and want to be like him? Well you're in luck! Just follow the below steps to achieve true Sponginess.

Steps

  1. Dress up like SpongeBob Squarepants, i.e. wear a white collared shirt with a red tie and brown pants/shorts fixed with a black belt (with gold buckle). Or if your a female you could try a white shirt with brown trousers with a belt.
  2. Keep a pet cat, preferably male, and name it Gary. Have your cat sleep next to you on some newspaper sheets and feed it organic food. Try to play with it as much as possible. (If you're allergic to cats, you don't have to do this.)
  3. Be as generous, funny, hard-working, Be Innocent, Immature, and Lovable, and as annoying (so much as it won't get on somebody else's nerves) as possible. Watch some SpongeBob episodes to get to know his personality.
  4. Try developing a strong liking for jelly and burgers. Don't eat jelly and burgers too often for it can damage your health.
  5. Enjoy blowing bubbles, as this is one of SpongeBob's many enjoyments. In many episodes you may see SpongeBob blowing impossible bubbles i.e. a jellyfish, an elephant, an enormous bubble that lifts Squidward's house, etc. Don't feel frustrated if you can't blow such shapes!
  6. Sing 'I'm ready' several times before going to work or school. This is one of SpongeBob's many repeated quotes (see 'Repeated Quotes' for more infamous quotes).
  7. Strive to learn the theme song perfectly and sing it from time to time (see 'Theme Tune').
  8. Go to wikiQuote and go through all the episodes and dialogues of SpongeBob SquarePants. This can marginally improve your SpongeBob knowledge.
  9. Have a best friend named Patrick, or give one of your friends the nickname Patrick. If she is a girl, than try Patty or Patricia.
  10. Cry for every little thing. For every little thing, SpongeBob cries. So cry when every little thing goes wrong.

Repeated Quotes

  • SpongeBob: "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
  • Patrick: "Oh, barnacles!"
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: "Aw, tartar sauce!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Ar Ar Ar Ar Ar!"
  • Mermaid Man: "EEEEVILLL!!!"
  • Patrick: "Aw, fish paste!"
  • Squidward: "How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?"
  • Mr. Krabs "Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money."
  • Spongebob: "Mother of pearl!"
  • Squidward: "SpongeBob!"
  • Sandy: yeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaa

Theme Tune

  1. Are ya ready kids?
  2. Aye, Aye captain!
  3. I can't heeeaaar you!
  4. AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!
  5. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........
  6. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
  7. SpongeBob SquarePants!
  8. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
  9. SpongeBob SquarePants!
  10. If nautical nonsense be something ya wish.
  11. SpongeBob SquarePants!
  12. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
  13. SpongeBob SquarePants!
  14. Ready?
  15. SpongeBob SquarePants,
  16. SpongeBob SquarePants,
  17. SpongeBob SquarePants,
  18. SpongeBob SquarePants!
  19. Ar Ar Ar Ar!
  20. *SpongeBob plays flute on his nose*

Tips

  • Be very competitive.
  • A collection of SpongeBob SquarePants DVDs are always a good thing to have.
  • Watch SpongeBob SquarePants on television.
  • Defend old people. If someone insults an old person, SpongeBob is quick to defend the person.
  • Make some friends similar to SpongeBob's friends; (i.e stupid like Patrick, athletic/smart/like Sandy, greedy like Mr Krabs and grumpy like Squidward.)
  • Be cheerful.
  • Sing the Bikini Bottom anthem. It goes like this: "Oh Bikini Bottom, we pledge our heart to you! As faithful, and deep, as true, as blue! Bikini Bottom, we love you!"
  • Exercise/dance in order to make your body flexible like SpongeBob's.
  • Having freckles can help with the look. If you're willing to go that far, try yellow face paint.
  • Work at McDonalds or some other fast-food restaurant as a fry cook.
  • Sing a lot. Sing this song really fast when you are working/at school. It goes like this:"Oh! How much chum can a sea slug chug if a sea slug could chug chum?"

Warnings

  • People around may start thinking of you as a freak.
  • Sometimes, some people will think you're stupid/annoying if you do it too much.
  • You should not actually be SpongeBob all the time. Remember that you are a human being and should not pretend to be a cartoon character every breathing moment, most of the time just be yourself.

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