Have a Bowel Movement away from Home

Many people have a secret fear of having a bowel movement away from home. Whether it is the fear that someone will hear you or the concern that you might leave behind an offensive odor, pooping in public can be an anxiety-inducing experience. But it doesn’t have to be.

Steps

Overcoming Anxiety

  1. Remember that everyone has bowel movements. You might be anxious about going to the bathroom at work or at school because of the fear that someone might walk in. Remind yourself that everyone, even your boss, teacher, and coworkers, have been exactly where you are now.
  2. Picture what would happen if someone did walk in. This can be a scary thing to consider, but once you let yourself imagine beyond the initial embarrassment, you’ll realize that its not really the end of the world at all.[1]
  3. Breathe. Anxiety about anything can affect the body in many ways. Be sure to take deep breathes and relax your muscles. If you are too anxious and tight, you’ll have more trouble going and ultimately be in the bathroom even longer. [1]
  4. Don’t let your anxiety control you. Ask yourself, what’s worse, holding it in and risking an accident, or taking charge and relieving yourself of discomfort?[2]

Having Your Public Bowel Movement

  1. Excuse yourself. The only excuse you need is a simple, "Excuse me." You don't have to make up an excuse; everyone uses the bathroom.
  2. Ask for directions to the bathroom if you don't know where it is. This is nothing to be embarrassed about either. Everyone uses the bathroom.
  3. Choose the bathroom with the most privacy. This might involve a little searching, and if you don't think you have time, obviously go for the first one you see. If you are at a friend's house you might use the upstairs bathroom. In a mall, you might choose the restroom furthest from the major departments stores.[3]
  4. Check for toilet paper. Before you even sit down in a stall, or any bathroom for that matter, check to make sure there is toilet paper.[4]
    • If there isn't any ask the manager of the restaurant or the homeowner to bring you some.
    • If you are in an office building you may need ask at reception or locate a member of the janitorial staff.
  5. Lock the door. Either the stall or the door to the bathroom itself should have a lock on it. Locking the door will help relieve some of the anxiety you might have and will ensure your privacy.
  6. Try to squat. If you can, put your feet up on a small trash bin. Squatting will allow you to pass your waste more quickly and with less effort, minimizing the amount of time you spend in the bathroom.[5]
  7. Use your phone as a distraction. Sometimes thinking about it too much can make defecating even more stressful. If you have a cell phone, playing a game or doing a little reading on the internet can help you relax.
    • When defecating in public you’ll want to get in and out as quickly as you can. Be wary of spending so much time on your phone that it distracts you from the task at hand.[4]
  8. Keep breathing. Once you are in the bathroom, don't forget to continue to take deep breathes. This will help your body relax.
  9. Lightly push down on your abdomen. If you are still having trouble going, place your hand on your abdomen and lightly push down. You might want to slightly lean forward while you do this.[6]

Covering Your Tracks

  1. Flush more than once. If possible, try flushing immediately after each release. This will cut down on the odor. [7]
  2. Eliminate leftover residue. If there are stains or skid marks visible in the bowl, try flushing again. You can also try putting a few sheets of toilet paper in the water, letting them soak for a minute and then flushing them down. They should help remove any remaining waste.[7]
  3. Use air freshener. Many people leave air fresheners on the backs of their toilets or under the sink. Some restaurants with one person bathrooms (as opposed to ones with several stalls) will have air fresheners out as well. Don’t be afraid to use them.[4]
  4. Carry an emergency kit. If you have room in your bag, it can be helpful to carry things like matches, small air fresheners,wet wipes toilet paper, hand sanitizer etc. [2]

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Sources and Citations

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 http://www.webmd.com/ibs/features/pooping-public-places
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 http://www.webmd.com/ibs/features/pooping-public-places?page=3
  3. ↑ http://www.webmd.com/ibs/features/pooping-public-places?page=2
  4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 http://www.fastcompany.com/3033906/how-i-get-it-done/how-the-most-successful-people-poop-at-work
  5. ↑ http://www.newhealthadvisor.com/How-to-Make-Yourself-Poop-Fast.html
  6. ↑ https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003971.htm
  7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 http://jezebel.com/5990796/how-to-use-public-or-shared-restroom-since-its-pretty-clear-you-dont-have-a-goddamn-clue
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