Insult People Back After an Insult

It's extremely hurtful and annoying when someone insults you and you don't reply. Here are some steps which may help you.

Steps

Stay calm. Don't let them know that you feel insulted or teased.
Reply confidently. If they say "You really like those shoes don't you, why do you always wear them?" or say "Why do you always wear that shirt?", just say "I don't think it should bother you", or look at them - is there something that they always wear? Ask them the same.
Respond immediately when insulted by insulting people back. Use a memorized insult or come up with a new one. Think fast and notice the insulting person's most obvious characteristic or anything out of the norm, which is a good basis for an insult.
Come up with some insults and when they insult you, do the same.
Ignore the person who is insulting you. To ignore any kind of fights, rumors or controversies, the best way is to ignore them, look very confident and this way they won't come near you.
Pretend. If you act like you don't care by face expressions they won't insult you.
Remember that no one can bring you down or insult you unless you let them. So think of different strategies and take tips from other people.
Talk to your parents. They should know how to help.

Show attitude.
Stand straight.
If you can't think of anything to say, then just act like you're being the bigger person who is walking away.
Stay in a group of friends.
Chew gum, you look cool and confident.
Listen to music.

Sometimes it is better to not say anything at all and simply act like they are childish, this way you look more mature and smart and they look stupid.
Don't create a fight.
If they keep on insulting you and making you feel extremely bad you should talk to a teacher.
Don't look scared.