Make Your Own C4 Car Bomb in Battlefield 2

Learn to make your very own special C4 present for everyone to enjoy.

Steps

Play as the special ops kit, as no other kit gets C4.
Get hold of a suitable vehicle, say that nifty looking fast little FAAV.
Place 2 C4 on vehicle.
Select the detonator.
Enter vehicle by hitting the suitable key for Enter.
Look for the UAV; the commander is surely smart enough to place the UAV at a place where many enemies spawn. He does need something to direct his artillery on.
Speed up, and speed up some more, never mind incoming fire, your fruits of labor will soon pay off. You see that? That group of 2 people? Yes, aim for them!
Jump out! Detonator in hand, press button! With some luck, you should have killed 2, maybe 3 people, but see this is all worth it, because killing yourself doesn't even equal the negative score you will get for blowing up those people, and with some luck you might even survive.

This works for tanks, APCs and other assorted vehicles. Once you master this technique you should soon learn to master others, such as bunny hopping and chopper whoring.

When applying the C4, remember to be mindful of that detonator that instantly comes up after using all of your C4. If you are not paying attention, results are deadly.
Be sure to have at least 2 C4, because it takes 2 C4 to blow up any car or plane or helicopter.
Doing this in a serious team effort game is stupid and trashes the realism and value of online gaming.
Most admins will ban someone for doing something like this.