Make a Sleeping Person Angry
Know someone you really don't like? Bored and out of practical jokes? Really want to tick someone off? This guide shows you through the easy steps of making a sleeping person an angry person.
Steps
- Get some speakers and put them right outside of someone's door.
- Plug them in to the nearest wall socket but do not turn them on.
- Take a laptop with "1812 Overture" on it (an MP3 player or iPod will work great too, but a laptop is preferred because it can get insanely loud and it is rather easy to get to the part of 1812 you want). Open your media player of choice. Go to the really loud part of 1812 near the end with the cannons. Stop your music player right before that part.
- Plug the speakers into your laptop.
- Turn your music player volume to maximum.
- Turn your computer volume to maximum.
- Turn your speaker volume to maximum.
- Turn on your speakers.
- Turn on the music and run like heck.
- Making a sleeping person an angry person should not just be limited to the indoors! If you have speakers that are powered off batteries, you can do all this on camping trips or anyplace outdoors where someone is sleeping.
Tips
- Have a good laugh afterwards!
- If you want to cherish this memory forever, have a friend stand over your shoulder and record the whole incident with a sound-recording video camera. Then, put the video on one of your favorite video-uploading sites!
To make it look like you didn't do this prank, try to get in your bed and "wake up" the same time as everyone else! Then there's an even slighter chance of getting caught! (and it makes everyone confused, a double prank!)
- Getting to the loud part of "1812 Overture" can sometimes be hard, but be patient! It will be worth it in the end.
- While "1812 Overture" is a great song to use for this, many other songs can replace it. Heavy rock is preferred for most, but if you know someone has an extremely strong dislike for a certain type of music, use that music! Classical-crossover music from artists like Jackie Evancho will work great on some people, while Heavy Rock or Metal will work great for other people.
Warnings
- Make sure that the sleeping person does not suffer from any heart problems. If you give this sleeping person a heart attack, severe consequences will most likely follow.
- Sleeping people who get randomly woken up by loud music are very angry! You will likely get beat up by them after they wake up. If they do not after they have been woken up, they will most likely get you up the same way in the near future.
- Remember that if you have the speakers loud enough, you will probably wake up more than one person. And they'll all want to break your stuff.
- Again, sleeping people who get woken up by "1812 Overture" will more than likely try to beat you up, so it would be best to wear sneakers and run as soon as you hit play.
- If you do manage to escape the angry person, they will more than likely destroy anything you leave behind, including but not limited to: your laptop/MP3 player, speakers, video camera, and extension cord. Try to take these things with you when running away.
- Loud noises can be a danger to your ears. Try to wear earplugs when making a sleeping person an angry person.
- It is not advisable to try making a sleeping person an angry person.
- And if worse comes to worse, point toward innocent bystander.
Things You'll Need
- Loud computer speakers
- A laptop or MP3 player
- (optional) An extension cord
- (optional) A video camera with sound recording abilities
- (optional) Sneakers
- Sleeping person that you're mad at
