Throw a Kickin' Van Party
VAN PARTY!
Steps
- BUY A VAN. Preferably a Ford Econoline E-350 Extended with tinted windows.
- Get some liquor or various other intoxicants.
- Get some awesome party people
- Lay down the law (no throwing up, no sex, etc)
- Find a good place to shack up for the night. The more secluded the better.
- Party
- Music! Some Sabbath, Deep Purple, Zeppelin, etc...but don't run the battery down while drivin' on the beach...been there, done that!
- Bring some instruments to jam!
Tips
- Keep the keys out of the ignition as well, because you can still be arrested for DUI even if you aren't driving and the keys are in the ignition. Try Placing them on the engine block to show you have no intention of driving.
- Don't drive while the van party is in session.
- Keep the music down
- Keep everyone inside the van.
Warnings
- You will have to clean up afterwards.
- Watch for the police. Police hate vans, especially van parties.
- Men also love women who drive a van, so be prepared to talk V8's, get some grease under your nails, and...
Things You'll Need
- A van
- Intoxicants
- A day or two
- Party people (i.e. Us)
- Cell phone
- Secluded or trusted location
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