Act Like a Vampire at School

So you are crazed about Twilight or Dracula and want your friends at school to think you are a vampire. Follow these steps and they work!

Steps

If somebody asks you your favorite food, act startled. Try to stutter and make something up.
Don't yawn or say you are tired. Pretend that you are wide awake.
Try to blink as little as possible. Still blink though. Be careful.
Do not act or say you are cold. If you are secretly cold, wear a jacket.
If someone starts to bleed, look away and try to hold your breath.
When someone is too close, cover your nose and mouth with one hand. If they ask what is wrong, say nothing is wrong.
Walk Like Alice Cullen than normal but not too fast or people will get the wrong impression.
Avoid sunlight. Stay in the shade as much as possible, inside if you can. also try wearing a little sunscreen so that you smell like it, in case you do need to go in the sun.
Be mysterious.
Don't complain about being hungry. Try not to eat in front of people during school hours.
Get a coffee cup or a non-see through bottle and put something that is red that looks like blood so that it is more likely that they would think you're a real vampire.

If people at first think you are acting strange, don't worry it'll take months for them to figure it out.
also act very strange, try to get people to wonder.
If you get cold easily, wear a jacket to look cool and secretly stay warm.
If you're a girl, walk gently, but fast. Gently enough so someone could compare you to a gazelle. It will take time to get used to so don't give up.
you should also act pretty and defensive!
Don't laugh that much if something is funny just get up and leave.
Do not quit for a week and start the next week again!
Some people go way to far and start drinking blood. Don't drink blood. It's very harmful.
Smell nice! Spray yourself in perfume often but make sure the perfume smells right for the job. To be a great vampire you need to draw people to you.
This works really well if you get another person to do it.
Have fun!
Remember, you are not a real vampire. Your just acting like one.
Do try to act tired during the day. Vampires are known for being semi-nocturnal.
For guys, act to the phrase "strong and silent." Try to show off your skills in a discreet way, but don't injure yourself. Be extremely careful!

It may be hard to stop once you start.
People might stare the first time they see you acting like this. Just ignore them and they'll eventually quit.
Just because you are a vampire, don't ignore your friends that don't like vampires. Spend time with them, too!