Convince People at School That You're a Vampire
Template:StubWant to have some fun, freak people out, or try to be like a beautiful, strong, and skilled vampire? Here's how!
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Steps
- Get the look. If you're naturally dark skinned, then don't try to make yourself paler, as it will look fake. Simply use foundation to create a smooth base to your skin. If you're already quite pale-skinned, use a light foundation to give your skin a translucent glow. Also, using blusher in the right places can shape your face. Don't overdo the eye makeup; put one coat of mascara on your top lashes with no lumps. Then, use some soft black eyeliner on your bottom eyelid, just underneath the lash line. Blend it in so this looks a little darker than before. Use some purple-grey eyeshadow on your top lids only but do it subtly. It will work in with the overall effect. Do not use lipstick! Instead, get a small amount of red food colouring and put it in with a small amount of water and dye your lips. It works and it's washable.
- Act the part. Preferably do this after a weekend. On the first day back, overdo the look a bit and look very sick. If people ask, just tell them that you're sick and change the subject. The next day, do the look as described above and if people ask how you are, thank them and say that you're much better. Look a bit shifty-eyed and change the subject. Don't talk as much and look as if your contemplating matters in your head. In class, only answer a question if you know the answer and answer it with a small smile and look very self-assured. Get your homework spot on. Don't eat in front of people; if you are hungry, just go for a quick walk and eat while you're walking, then come back.
- Move the part. You can practice ballet, which is easy to learn from home if you're not getting serious about it. Walk with grace, long strides, or a short 'skip'. If you choose to 'skip' make it look like you're dancing. If you can't run then don't. If you can, then flaunt it. When you're running and you can't run just take long strides and make it look like you're too good for all this.
- Be the 'super' out of supernatural. Do you want a gift? If you're going to have mind reading, look at random people passing you and gasp, or glare at them. If your friends ask what's up, say something like "people should really watch what they thin...say". If you want the ability to predict the future, you'll need to have 'visions'. Randomly blank out and then start telling your friends what you did on a day which hasn't happened yet. Then make it look awkward and mumble something about it being last year.
- Obtain a day ring. If you want to be a Vampire Diaries vampire, obtain a ring or necklace with an ancient-looking, intricate design, and wear it every single day. In the show, vampires have these special pieces of jewelry that protect them from the sun. If somebody asks you to see it, look guilty, and say no hesitantly. If they ask why, say that it's a family heirloom, and it's really delicate.
- 'What to say and what to act'. when your friends run over to you and tell your something look at there necks, if they say were you even listening or what are you doing say either one of these " yeah of course I was listening Erm what perfume are you wearing, you smell lovely" or if they go away say " Why walk away" look at them walk of and turn away, walk graciously away to another friend and tell them something what happened a couple of days ago, if they say where do you want to work say " doctor " then lick your lips. if you want the look, wear white clothes like the Cullen's of twilight they would like to blend in with humans and they try not to show themselves so wear white and think white.
Tips
- Gasp obviously whenever you see blood, and walk off quickly. Say it makes you sick, but look hungry.
- Pretend to have good senses.
- Comment on how nice people smell. Ask what perfume they're wearing and if they say they're not wearing any, look guilty and change the subject.
- Mutter to yourself a lot. Even if you have tons of friends, start muttering to yourself and laugh a tiny bit afterwards. If anyone asks, just tell them you were thinking of something funny.
- Try to wear natural makeup put also look pale, maybe wear liquid lipstick for color.
- Always have and umbrella vampires are afraid of sunlight.
Warnings
- If your friends are leaving you, stop. Think about your situation. Would you rather be a fake vampire or have friends?
- People may call you Emo, Goth, poser, weird, etc.
- You may get bullied.
