Be a Mean, Hot Girl

She's a total mean girl. Why doesn't anybody hate her? Because she is hot, popular, and she's in control. You may hate her, but, come on, would you ever tell her?

Steps

  1. Never show what you really feel. If someone calls you mean, you don't cry. You destroy them. Don't let anyone see your insecurity, or weaknesses. That way, you can't be a target.
  2. Have a clique/posse. A group of mean girls are perfection. They'll back you up no matter what, whether they really like you or not. You need a Beta, one girl who will always take your side, but be sure that you are still above her. However understand this - things aren't the same as Mean Girls. Mean Girls was a comedy, so things were exaggerated. Nobody is going to worship you without question. Make sure these girls actually care about you - but it should be obvious that you're on top, regardless on who says it or not. You should be the person on top.
  3. Make sure guys are all over you. If guys are fascinated by you, other girls will think they have to be seen in the same way, so the guys like them, too. A boy magnet has a lot of power. Make all the other girls jealous, and never let a girl from your clique date one of your ex's. Depending on your age, flirting with guys can vary. Be confident and collected while being charismatic and witty. Show the girls how it's done - and make sure you're running the game.
  4. Try to Wear Designer Fashions. Abercrombie & Fitch, Forever 21, Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Hollister...if you don't have enough money to buy these clothes, try to dress at more obscure designer-looking places. Never tell anyone where you bought an item - you don't want anyone copying your style. Know what's fashion forward and what's two years ago. You should be ahead with the fads, and so-over the present fads. The ultimate staple of being fashionable is starting a trend. That can shoot you up with major popularity points.
  5. Never look ugly! You can't let anyone have an excuse to make fun of you. Buy yourself acne creams and wipes, wash your face and DON'T touch it. Know your head shape and what colors will look good on you. Don't bite your nails and try to have them painted most of the time. Have your hair shiny and neat.
  6. Don't be afraid to be a mean girl. People need to grow up anyway. Make others feel insecure at all times. If a girl is wearing a hideous pair of shoes, say "Nice shoes," in a sarcastic tone and laugh with your friends. Or, if a girl is with her boyfriend, flirt with him right in front of her to make her jealous, then, smile at her and walk away.
  7. Be smart, but not nerdy. You should study and get good grades; you can do this without becoming a full "nerd". If you have good grades you can brag about the universities you got into in graduation!
  8. Be sure this is what you want. You may be hated instead of worshiped.

Tips

  • Act perfect, and never let someone tell you you're wrong. Come around to what they're saying if nobody else backs you up or if you're losing an argument, but make it look like it's still your opinion and that you're still right if you can.
  • You may not become popular, so keep that in mind.
  • You're not better than everyone, but you can pretend that by being conceited. Confidence equals attractive.
  • Have friends that serve a purpose, like one knows the latest music or the other latest trends etc.

Warnings

  • You possibly can never turn back.
  • Your friends aren't cards, you can't pick them up then put them down when ever you feel like it. If you leave some, they may not take you back if you hurt them. So show them how much they need you and get revenge.
  • You will only discover that you have no real friends *after* your looks fade.

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