Construct a Beer Bong
Most college students seem to settle for the bland beer bong you can purchase in any souvenir shop along the boardwalk. This article will show you why you shouldn't settle and teach you that bigger is better.
Steps
- Choose the size and type of tubing you'd like to use. This could be as simple as a small, clear tube or you could choose a colored one. Get the tubing with the largest diameter that will fit in your mouth.
- Have the assistant at your local home improvement store cut you two pieces of the tube (you'll find out why soon enough), one about {{safesubst:#invoke:convert|convert}} in length and the other a solid {{safesubst:#invoke:convert|convert}}.
- Pick up your beer bong's crown, the funnel. Any basic funnel will do, but again, bigger is better. Make sure the funnel's spout is small enough, or the tubing is large enough, to be inserted into the tubing.
- Get the clamps and valve. You need to make sure that both pieces will fit the size tubing you've chosen.
- Place one end of the valve into the small piece of tubing and the other into the larger piece. The valve allows you to pour the beer into the bong and hold it upright, allowing the air to escape without spilling any liquid.
- Take your clamps and fasten each end of the valve tightly into the tubing.
- Next insert the funnel into the short piece of tubing, opposite the valve, secure with clamp.
- Now, pour some beer and enjoy!
- You can adjust chug of beer by adjusting the valve!
- Finished.
Tips
- If you decide to go to a local hardware store (Ace, ACO, True Value, Lowes, etc), look for a teenager working the floor. They have helped many people make beer bongs before and will know what items work best and where they are. This will save time and you'll have a better beer bong.
- Also you can get a plastic funnel from an auto parts store that works well too.
Warnings
- Don't stick large objects in this, it may cause choking.
- On most college campuses, where beer bongs are most popular, use or possession of such a device can carry a very large fine if not other stiff consequences.
- Be careful in how you use this as it easily encourages drinking more than you may have intended which can quickly become dangerous or even fatal.
- Always remember to obey all laws and regulations regarding alcoholic beverages.
- Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
Things You'll Need
- tube
- funnel
- clamps
- valve
- Beer
