Fake Sick, when Your Parents Know That You Fake

You try to fake being sick to skip school, but your parent(s) know it. Here's how to convince them:

Steps

  1. Probably, your parents first will take your temperature. If it's under 37 degrees Celsius (98.6 F), then they'll think your faking.
  2. They'll ask you to wake up and eat your breakfast. The best thing to do is to put your clothes on very slowly, "forget" to brush your teeth, don't eat anything, just say that you're not hungry (or if you have the kind of parents that will mix you something up before school, then just say no first. If they start asking you: "Would you like some pancakes, honey?" Just answer no. If they ask: "Are you sure, sweetheart?" Just say that you're not very hungry). Before going out, ask your parents to give you some medicine, probably because of a headache. Tie your shoelaces (if you have them) slowly, or "forget" to tie them at all. Leave as you usually do.
  3. In school, you should keep an eye on your stomach. If you think you are going to vomit, then DO NOT vomit at your school bench (or school desk), some teachers will make you clean it up after. Just ask your teacher: "Could I go to the bathroom please? I don't feel so good." Appear to be a bit shy about your situation.
  4. You will probably really vomit. Because the strong pill in an empty stomach, will appear as something your stomach doesn't like which equals getting rid of it. Just be sure that you leave your hands a bit in the way so they get a bit of messy (If your hands get too messy, or if someone else was in the bathroom, go to the sink and try to wash your hands. Still leave a bit of vomit on your hands). When you enter the classroom again, be sure to show "unknowingly" your hands to either your teacher, or your classmates. This will make them send you to the nurse and wash your hands. (There is a chance (1/25) that the teacher will ask you only to wash your hands, then come back to the class)
  5. The nurse is harder to trick, tell her that you puked earlier, and you had a headache. If she takes your blood pressure, try to breathe as rare as you can, this will make your blood pressure lower. If she takes your temperature, say that you have to go to the bathroom again, because you think your going to throw up again. In the bathroom, put hot water on your body. If it's an ear thermometer, just put hot water on your ear, and rub it hard. Then return to the nurse. Your temperature should be higher now. She will probably tell you to go tell your teacher about it and then return home.
  6. Be happy! You got free from school, even though your parents thought you were faking!

Tips

  • You should probably fake on other days, because faking on Mondays can make people suspicious, especially your parents, because they think you just want a longer weekend. To get a real longer weekend fake on a Wednesday or on a Thursday this gives you a few days more.
  • If your parents agree to take you to the doctor, then try to sleep a lot, and tell your parents that "my stomach isn't aching anymore", "my headache got better" and more. This may make your parents re-think about taking you to a doctor. Doctors are really hard to fool, but it's possible, because there isn't any way they can diagnose vomiting (There is one, but it's done only in a very disastrous situation.)
  • Keep a log about being sick or faking sick, write the symptoms and all, this will help you to keep faking too frequently. This will also help you to fake sick better. You just mix up some symptoms of all sicknesses. But be sure not to mix up some completely different symptoms for example from flu and chickenpox. Or rare disorders that aren't often in the public.
  • Only do it on unimportant days.
  • To make an easy fake vomit wake up before your parents and get some cottage cheese, then mix one drop of green or brown ( or both ) food coloring and warm it up a little. Wear PJ's that you don't care about the night before and just pour the vomit on your shirt on your face or in the toilet or even on the floor!

Warnings

  • Don't fake your sick on weekdays and then "magically" get well in the weekend. At least fake sick on Saturday, but show your parent that you're getting better.
  • Don't fake sick too frequently. This WILL make people suspicious.
  • Don't repeat the same symptoms many times. This will also make people suspicious.

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