Fake a Nose Bleed in School
You have a test in a few days, and you don't want to take it. Instead of waiting until the last minute to fake sick and get out of school, try using a nosebleed to get out of taking a test. This is not a very common method and so it may or may not work.
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Steps
- Prepare the ketchup. Be sure to pick up your ketchup from a nearby food stand or at the school. Make sure that there are no rips or tears in the ketchup already.
- Wear baggy clothing. Make sure that before you go to school you keep baggy clothing near your bed. If you don't have any before to get some beforehand.
- Tell no one. Don't tell anyone what you are going to do. If you have the urge to brag, DON'T!!! This is one of the key parts for faking a nosebleed, that nobody snitches on you.
- Bring extra napkins- Before you go to your class, during lunch, try to pick up extra napkins or paper towels. This way you don't make a big spill on yourself.
- Carry your ketchup carefully. Make sure that you don't step on or drop on your ketchup accidentally. You don't want it leaking or to be broken before you can even use it.
- Break packets before test. Right before you get to your class, use your ketchup and make sure to check right in front of the mirror to be sure that it doesn't look fake.
- Dispose of packets outside of class. Don't throw away your ketchup packets inside the classroom. This will make sure that the teacher will think that it is real and doesn't catch you in the act.
- Remember to pick up a hall pass. Remember to take a hall pass when you leave the class. For this you don't get caught while your walking to the bathroom.
- Run or walk fast to bathroom. Don't walk slowly to the bathroom unless you want your teacher to figure out that you faked it. Also you don't want to look like your faking it by walking happily to the bathroom when you have a nosebleed.
- Check how long test is. Make sure that you know how long your test is beforehand, so that when you come back it will be few minutes before the bell rings and you won't have to take in between and get less time.
Tips
- Make sure nobody, especially the teacher, doesn't see you pick up the ketchup packets.
- Don't make funny gestures when telling the teacher you have a nosebleed or when leaving out of the class.
- It's better to actually study for the test instead of practising deception.
- Looking (or actually being) groggy also adds to the effect.
Warnings
- If you get caught you will be in big trouble, so this is at your own risk.
- Some teachers are smart and experienced with fakers, so study anyway.
- When you return, you'll still have to take the test.
