Man Up a Chick Car
Do you have a vehicle that is considered "feminine" by your friends or by yourself? This multi-step process teaches you how to make a man-mobile out of your chick car.
Steps
Car
- Lower ground clearance- a smaller stance increases sex appeal.
- Add New Rims- Adding a fancy set of rims improves flare and appearance.
- Install a Spoiler- Increases appearance and makes car more maneuverable.
Truck/SUV
- Install Lift Kits- Adding ground clearance makes the truck more aggressive.
- Get Larger Tires/Tread- Increases clearance and capability.
- Add on Large Exhaust Tubes- Increase volume and appearance.
- Put on Roll/Nerf Bars- Beef up the trucks' protection and appearance.
- Install some Fog Lights- Allow truck to travel in low light/foggy conditions.
- Have a Winch put on. Helps to tow or help pull out stuck vehicles. Consider the size of your vehicle with this addition.
- Have a Large trailer Ball/Hitch- Let's you haul large trailers/campers/etc.
Tips
- There are many general ways to man up a car that are universal to all types of vehicles.
- Make it loud: Increasing the decibel output of a vehicle is commonly related to manhood. However, some ladies may believe you to be "compensating for something" thus "shrinki-dink". This can be achieved through a loud sound system, increasing the bore on the muffler, adding a louder horn, and adding a super/turbo-charger.
- Man Colors: Obviously, changing the colors from a "feminine color" to a boy's color is substantial. Examples of feminine colors include Pink, Yellow, Purple, and any light colors. Man colors include: Black, dark Blue, Red, Green, and Orange is a maybe.
- Add Chrome: Any car will look manly with the addition of chrome.
- 4. Hydraulics: Any vehicle increases appeal with hydraulic kits.
Warnings
- Don't go overboard with the chrome, don't do anything illegal, drive under the speed limit, and always wear your seatbelt.
