Act Like Deidara from Naruto

This article will explain how to look and act like Deidara, the clay using bomb loving character from Naruto, the anime about young ninjas.

Steps

Deidara has long, blond hair. If you have brown hair, that's perfectly fine too. Keep your hair up in a high ponytail. We all know keeping the "poof" up is difficult, though. Use molding hair clay, gel, and hairspray to keep it supported.
Wear a long black coat with dark blue clothes underneath. Also, a fishnet shirt is fine.(This is only optional. You don't have to do this, unless you're cosplaying.)
Draw mouths on your hands (so that your thumb is the jaw).
Bangs should be long enough to cover up your left eye with hair. They should be high and go over half of a headband (if you wear one.)
Wear black or dark nail polish on perfectly manicured nails. You want your nails to be cut short, just like Deidara.
Wear black eyeliner in the shape of an almond.

Get into arguments with your friends/relatives/teachers over art and what your perception of art is. Respect other artists but prove that your art is better.
Get a rival (like Itachi) and compete with them, trying to make your art better than theirs.
Develop a love for art and explosions, such as fireworks.
Learn how to make and mold clay.
Be spazzy whenever anything related to 'you' has been insulted.
Get really angry if someone is really annoying. Act like you're better.
Develop a habit of saying, "hm" at the end of your sentences. For example, "Let's get some KFC, hm." Only use this in every other sentence, not everything that comes out of your mouth, or else it will become annoying.
Scream "katsu!" (sounds a bit like "cats" but imagine a British accent with it). Or call out something else while pretending to blow things up!

Try to be funny without trying to! We all know that Deidara can be hilarious without meaning to.
It helps if you already like art.
Have a partner/friend like Sasori or Tobi. You could get matching partner rings on e-Bay.
Use play-dough instead of exploding clay to throw.

Always be careful when using explosives, fireworks, etc.
Suffocating people is bad. Don't actually kill someone. You will go to jail.
Never take any fireworks, explosives, or weapons of any kind to school. You could get into major trouble.
Consult local laws to determine what kind of fireworks, if any, you are allowed to have, minimum age to set them off, etc.
Don't go off and rob or kill people.
If you become too obsessed, people may think that you are crazy.
Throwing clay at people isn't advised as you could get into trouble.