Annoy Your Older Brother
Tall, mean, vicious. Sound familiar? That's right! Your older brother. Your parents think he's such an angel, but behind their backs he's the devil! And they just won't listen. Well, read this guide and your brother will think twice about provoking you in the future. You may get in trouble but remember? You're supposed to be like him!
Contents
Steps
Annoying him in the bathroom
- When he's in the shower, put his clothes on the couch. Remember to open the curtains! Leave a note on the bathroom door that says, You've been annoying to me all my life! Why don't you check the couch? Revenge is sweet! He'll look ridiculous getting his clothes in the towel!
- Put soap on his toothbrush and comb. Rub in a thin layer and wait for the reaction.
- Get a lemon head and wet his toothbrush. Wet the bristles of the toothbrush and let it soak over the lemon head for 20 minutes. He'll be brushing his teeth in pain.
- Hurl the bathroom door open when his girlfriend's walking by.
- Fill a water balloon with shaving cream. Launch it at him and run.
Annoying him in his personal space
- Short sheet his bed. Take the end of the sheets and stuff them into the foot of the bed, making it hard to cover himself. Only do this until the edge of the pillow on top of the bed. This will make in more discrete.
- Hide his favorite things. At least once a day take the objects he uses most and hide them in the most obscure places you can find.
- When he's asleep put his hand in a bowl of lukewarm water and he'll pee the bed!
- Hide marbles in his pillowcase.
- When he's on the computer, wait until he leaves to go to the bathroom. Quickly get on and change his desktop picture. Alternatively, you could close all the windows and delete the history. This way, he won't be able to go back to his work easily. If your brother likes sitting in his room all day being lazy, put glue on his chair; he'll be so embarrassed
Annoying him at the dinner table
- If he's got a birthday coming up soon and he's inviting his friends over, hide half the candles so there's half on the cake. (For example, if he's turning 14, use 7 candles.)
- Replace the salt with baking soda when he is going to use it.
Tips
- Find a good hiding place to let you watch the action unfold. Or, simply act innocent and be hanging around just before it happens.
- Prank him often, but don't get caught!
- To really tick him off, put glue in his favorite pair of shoes.
Warnings
- Don't hand out embarrassing pictures of him, as you will get into a lot of trouble.
- Performing these steps will result in his being angry and seeking payback. Be prepared; after all, you either started it or continued to fuel it!
Things You'll Need
- Warm water and a bowl
- A lemon head
- Glue
- Baking soda
- Salt
- Marbles
