Be a Super Sexy Scene Boy

Have you ever thought about those guys that seem like they can get any girl in the world? Have you ever simmered in jealousy for those guys that can get any girl to throw themselves at their feet? It's amazingly easy for guys to be hot, no joke. Girls are the ones that have to work hard to be attractive. Just follow these basic guidelines to become an irresistible scene guy.

Steps

  1. Have Good Hygiene. - This is a must. No ifs, ands or buts. You have got to shower everyday or at least every other day. Keep your hair clean and healthy. Wash your hands and make sure your nails are neat. It's not "girly" to have good hygiene. Think you're a manly man if you never wear deodorant? Think again. Girls are impressed by guys who keep it clean.
  2. Have a Myspace. Another necessity. If you don't have one, make one. Keep a basic URL, maybe just something with numbers. Rather then loading your page up with stupid garbage like pictures of babes or you hunting with your dad, keep it minimal, with a basic black or white background and a small 'about me' section where you glamorize your life as much as possible. One thing about the scene style is having lots of friends on Myspace. So add sexy, scene kids.
  3. Keep it real. Scene guys are notorious for their bitchy, self-centered attitudes. Same thing goes with the girls. They're gorgeous and they expect everyone to agree with that and constantly remind them. It's not easy keeping yourself stunning. Anyway, scene guys lean a little to the gay side being that they spend just as much time in front of a mirror fixing their hair as a girl would. Just make sure you know where you stand, and girls will appreciate but not like it if you're prettier then they are.
  4. The Look - If you search "scene boy" on Photobucket, a lot of losers with their hair in their face and their sister's make-up on will pop up. You have to know what's really lame and what automatically clicks as being perfect. Please, please don't wear make-up. It's far too emo and emo is nothing like scene at all. Not to mention guys suck with make-up and girls are not impressed by your skills with eyeliner. Piercings are hot. Snakebites, septum, monroes, you name it. Tattoos are hot too but remember, they last forever. And not dragons or dippy tribal tattoos. Let's face it, girls love guys who are in shape. If you're on the chubby side you should head into the gym and work off those extra pounds so you can fit into your skinny jeans.
  5. Get the hair. Scene hair for guys is surprisingly easy to come by. It's rather unfair considering all of the work girls have to go through. How long is your hair? It's got to be past your chin for it to work. It's suggested that you go to the salon but you could cut it yourself. You want long sweeping bangs with lots of choppy layers all over the place. The better your fringe looks, the hotter you are. Period. Guys with hot hair drive girls mad.
    • Buy a straightener; this will be used everyday. Make sure your hair is clean and not greasy. Straighten it until it is completely flat. Make sure you protect your hair from the heat with proper products. You can keep your hair straight, or get some gel and hairspray and try to muss it up into a sexy, falling-into-the-face mess.
  6. Get into the Music - Everyone knows that scene kids listen to whatever they feel like. One of the most adored genres though is screamo. Lead singers in screamo bands usually have pretty amazing hair and are good role models for the scene style. Take Olli Sykes for instance, the lead singer of Bring Me the Horizon. He is extremely gorgeous, with the hair, and the tattoos and the piercings. Not to mention the adorable British accent. Some very basic, necessary, bands include: The Devil Wears Prada, Bring Me the Horizon, iwrestledabearonce, Job For a Cowboy, Attack Attack!, Chiodos, Underoath, Dance Gavin Dance, Breathe Carolina, I Set My Friends On Fire, A Skylit Drive, A Day to Remember, August Burns Red, Handshakes and High five Sky Eats Airplane, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Alesana and the list goes on! If you like most or all of the bands and have them on your iPod, you are well on your way to the scene music tastes.
  7. Clothing. Guys have it easy in the clothing department too. As long as you keep a mature, simple outlook and remember what's hot and what's not, you should be fine shopping at your local mall or Urban Outfitters. It's okay to embrace your feminine side but you don't have to adorn yourself with pink and girly clothing.
    • You have got to own skinny jeans. Nothing else. Are they uncomfortable? Get used to it.
    • As far as shoes go you should own a pair of basic Vans, nothing too flamboyant. Try to be fashionable when it comes to shoes. Wear moccasins or weird sandals. No white sneakers. Converse are A-okay, but drifting a little too mainstream.
    • Stock up on a good load of band tees from the above mentioned bands. Don't buy a shirt just because you think the design is cool. Know the bands and represent them.
    • For accessories every guy should own at least two bandannas and two pairs of sunglasses. Wear them around your neck, in your pocket, around your head, whatever. Guys should also own a couple of beanies and don't forget your studded belt!
    • Sweaters are hot if it looks like your grandpa would wear it buy it. Ugly old scarves and grandpa glasses are hot too.
    • You can wear a headband around your head as well. A few bracelets made of hemp or beads are stylish, but no sweatbands. Far too "Hot Topic Goth" look.
    • V-necks can never go wrong! Load up on plain colored T-shirts from American Apparel or wherever they're sold cheap. American Apparel also offers good-quality hoodies.
  8. Get into the Scene! Go to shows, hang out with friends, meet other hot scene kids. It's always good to have scene friends with you. Make sure you have a sexy guy-friend. Seeing the two of you together will impress the ladies. If you don't already play guitar, you'd better start. Scene guys will brag about their band's latest gig or at least how they're hoping to get a gig. It's expected, even if you suck.
  9. Don't Forget - Scene is just a fashion, a trend; nothing to take too seriously. You're having fun as a young person. Remember to be yourself and to enjoy life!

Tips

  • Some stores to check out for good "scene" clothing: Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, Pac Sun, Zumiez, Babycakes, Drop Dead, Glamour Kills, and any thrift/vintage store is the place to go!
  • Most scene kids are known for being SxE, straight edge, which means no smoking, drinking, casual sex or drug usage. Don't get involved in these things, why waste your life?
  • Girls like it when you hit on them on Myspace, if it's in a chaste, flattering way. It boosts their egos up a ton when hot guys leave comments.
  • A current trend right now is to buy those ghetto trucker hats at the mall and write some sort of goofy profanity underneath the lid. It's like you're trying to be an ass but don't care anyway.
  • Don't worry about whether you're ugly or not. You don't have to have stunning facial features to be attractive. Just wash your face everyday with acne cleanser, eat healthy, drink water and shower. These are mandatory.
  • Think about becoming a vegetarian or vegan. It's very healthy and actually in right now to be organic and natural. Funny how stuff like that works...

Warnings

  • When posting pictures, don't take eighty pictures in the same pose and post them online. Girls can find that very annoying. Have a small number of well photographed (either by a professional or a friend) pictures on your Myspace and other profiles. Don't get too camera-happy or you look like an idiot.
  • Don't sit around and play computer/video games excessively. Get out and live your life!
  • Do not get scene and emo mixed up. Scene guys and scene girls are closely related. Emo guys and emo girls are very different from one another.
  • Don't be a jerk. This should be a given. Just because you're hot and girls want you doesn't mean you should be nasty or snub people off. Keep an open heart.
  • Don't buy clothing that is too small or too tight for you. It looks stupid, not scene.

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