Make Fake Vomit

Whether you need to make fake vomit for a school play or to trick someone, it can be made fairly easily. Fake vomit can be mistaken for the real thing if the texture, look, smell, and ingredients are considered. From oatmeal to vegetable soup, there are a variety of ingredients you can use. Be sure to place the fake vomit carefully and keep its source concealed for a convincing act.

Ingredients

Chunky Vomit Recipe

  • 1 package of unflavored gelatin
  • Apple sauce
  • Powdered cocoa
  • Oatmeal
  • Raisin Bran cereal

Green Vomit Recipe

  • 1 cup (236.5 ml) of oatmeal
  • 1/2 (118.3 ml) cup of sour cream
  • 2 chopped cheese sticks
  • 1 uncooked egg
  • 1 can of split pea soup
  • 1/4 (59.1 ml) cup of raisins

Smelly Vomit Recipe

  • 1/2 (118.3 ml) cup milk
  • 1 can of vegetable soup
  • 1/2 (118.3 ml) cup parmesan cheese
  • 1/4 (59.1 ml) cup of vinegar

Steps

Making Chunky Vomit

  1. Heat up the applesauce. Turn the stove to low to medium heat and put the frying pan on the stovetop. Pour ¼ cup (59.1 ml) of applesauce into a frying pan. Heat for a few minutes.[1]
    • Any type of applesauce will work.
  2. Stir in the gelatin. Once the applesauce has started to heat up, pour in a packet of unflavored gelatin. Stir the contents until it begins to mix with the apple sauce. Don’t stir too much or you could lose texture.[1]
    • Flavored gelatin could give the fake vomit too unnatural of a color.
  3. Sprinkle in the cocoa powder. You will only need a one or two pinches of the cocoa powder. Sprinkle it over the contents in the frying pan and stir. Once the ingredients have mixed you can remove the frying pan from the heat.[2]
  4. Add oatmeal and cereal. Sprinkle oatmeal over the ingredients. This gives the vomit a chunky texture. Mix the oatmeal with the ingredients a little bit, but not too much. Repeat this process with the Raisin Bran cereal.[2]
    • You don’t have to specifically use Raisin Bran cereal. You can use any cereal that has a similar look and texture.
  5. Spread the fake vomit onto a plate. Remove the ingredients from the pan and spread it out on a plate. You can alter the texture even more with the oatmeal or cereal if you’d like. Allow the mixture to cool off for a few hours. Then, remove the fake vomit from the plate with a spatula and use it as desired.[2]

Cooking Green Vomit

  1. Mix in the ingredients. Gather your and pour them into a pot over low heat. Instead of sour cream, you can use sour milk or buttermilk ranch dressing. You can also add in a few ingredients to thicken the texture of the mixture For example, you can add oatmeal for a chunky texture.[3]
  2. Cook the ingredients. You can stir the mixture slightly, but you may mess up the texture if you stir too much. Allow the mixture to simmer over the heat for two minutes. You can leave it on for a few minutes more if it takes longer for the ingredients to warm up and mix.[3]
  3. Remove from heat. After two minutes, take the pot off of the heat. Allow the mixture to cool for a few minutes. You should get four to five cups of fake vomit out of the finish product.[3]

Making Smelly Fake Vomit

  1. Sour the milk. You will need the milk to enhance the odor and texture of the fake vomit. Leave ½ cup of milk out on the counter for 24-48 hours until it sours. If the smell bothers you, you can put the cup outside.[4]
  2. Mix in the vegetable soup. You can begin adding in the rest of the ingredients once the milk has soured. Pour the milk in a bowl. Use one can of vegetable soup and pour it in with the milk. Stir the ingredients together.[4]
  3. Add parmesan. You will need ½ cup of parmesan. Pour it in with the milk and vegetable soup. You can stir it in with the other ingredients, but do not mix it in too much.[4]
  4. Pour in the vinegar. The vinegar also produces a strong odor along with the sour milk. Pour it in with the other ingredients and stir slightly. You can now use the completed fake vomit however you’d like.[4]



Tips

  • Do not leave out the cooking utensils and ingredients if you don’t want to be found out.
  • You can also put in leftover food from the last meal that you’ve eaten.
  • You can buy plastic fake vomit from a joke shop or online.
  • Try using a different recipe each time. If you do the same method each time, people will get suspicious.

Warnings

  • Don't make yourself throw up.
  • Keep in mind that you may face consequences if you are caught trying to trick someone with fake vomit.

Things You'll Need

  • Food ingredients
  • Pot
  • Frying pan
  • Measuring cup
  • Spoon
  • Plate
  • Spatula

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Sources and Citations

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 http://www.grossology.org/recipes/barf.html
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 https://www.thoughtco.com/making-edible-fake-barf-602209
  3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 http://www.peekingbetweenthepages.com/2009/05/guest-post-with-rachel-renee-russell-author-of-dork-diaries-giveaway.html
  4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 http://www.emetophobiaresource.org/12--smellsight.html
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