Make Your Friends Think You're Weird

So you might be a conservative and normal person but you want to show your friends your weird side, that you are more than just a normal person. Here are some of the things you may want to try. It sure will get your friends thinking you're strange!

Steps

  1. Go out in public wearing weird clothes, makeup, and hair with your friends. Meet up with them somewhere else because they won't let you go with them if you meet them at their house.
  2. Just start laughing at nothing in particular. It would help to have a strange laugh.
  3. Dye your hair a ridiculous color like pink, gold, or rainbow
  4. Go up to your friends and tell them how much you missed them and hug them often ( like 5 hugs in 2 min) like you haven't seen them for 5 years
  5. When walking with your friends on the street, say hi to every stranger who passes by (say hi to like 20 strangers.) This will definitely annoy your friends.
  6. Tell your friends that the squirrel in your backyard died and that you are distraught. Put in eye drops as tears and use tissues to blow your nose. Act sad for days.
  7. Invite your friends over and when they come in the house, pretend to watch Barney or Dora the explorer.
  8. Talk to yourself out loud when you and your friends are eating in a restaurant. When a waitress is taking order, talk to yourself out loud, trying to decide if you want a burger or pasta.
  9. Have a sleepover party and rent movies for little children like Beauty and the Beast or Alice in Wonderland.
  10. Tell them weird stories like you dream to go to Africa and become an orthodontist for giraffes or gorillas. Or tell them that you will build your own house shaped like a shark when you get older.
  11. When you're at your friend's party, yell out loud that it's a karaoke time and start singing some DEVO songs or some much older song. Or you can sing in opera.
  12. You could scream: I lost a contact! and wait ten seconds for people to get down on their knees to look for it, then run away laughing at all the funny people.
  13. When somebody is talking to you, start to stare at their chin. Nod and respond to whatever they are saying, but always look at their chin. Then slowly change your expression to one of horror, then be quietly amused. The person talking to you will probably loose his/her chain of thought.
  14. On Halloween paint half your face VERY scary, and when somebody is talking to you, slowly turn your head towards the speaker when they ask a question. Stare at the speaker til they call your name, shake your shoulder or anything like that. Then, in a split of a second lunge towards the speaker,screaming loudly!
    • Make sure that your victim is a person who will take it well!
  15. Say random things. Something that has nothing to do with the topic, like Cake is a Lie. Or, The Chipmunks are plotting to take over the world.
  16. While having a normal conversation, stare over the speakers shoulder and yell "Stay away she's not one of us!" then act like nothing happened. Then occasionally look behind them and make faces (as if telling a little kid to calm down).
  17. When walking with your friends jump and yell "STOP!" then touch a nearby wall or tree and whisper "He's here" then laugh evilly. Finally, urge the person to continue walking if they dare!

Tips

  • Don't be worried that you'll scare someone - just do it.
  • Enjoy yourself!
  • Don't be shy - you want them to think you're weird!
  • Have fun while your at it.
  • Just be loud and outrageous.

Warnings

  • It may become addictive!
  • Your friends will make fun of you or say you are "possessed"!
  • Your friends might start getting weird too!
  • Don't try to scare anyone who startles easily, especially if they are very young or they have a disability like PTSD or autism. They might panic or punch you in the face!
  • If you irritate your friends too much, they may want to stop being friends with you.

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