Make a Scrambled Egg Sandwich
This is how to make a great-tasting scrambled egg sandwich.
Ingredients
- Two eggs
- Salt
- Hot Sauce
- Minced Garlic
- Two pieces of bread
- Oregano(optional)
- Paprika(optional)
Steps
- Take out a bowl, frying pan, cooking spray, toaster oven, bowl, fork, spatula and all of the ingredients.
- Crack the two eggs into the bowl.
- Add equal tiny amounts of water and milk.
- Mix together the eggs until you can't see the yolk and white, it just turns into one mixture.
- Take the two pieces of bread and the cheese. If you're using one piece, break it in half and put it on both of the bread pieces. If you're using two pieces of cheese, put one piece on one bread slice and the other on the other bread slice.
- Place the two slices cheese side up in the toaster on medium.
- Put the frying pan on the stove at a little more than medium, and spray it with the cooking spray.
- Add the oregano, garlic, salt, and onions to the eggs.
- Mix some more.
- Add the paprika.
- Mix some more.
- Add two or three drops of hot sauce.
- Mix very well.
- When the pan is done heating, pour the egg mixture onto it and let it sit for one to two minutes.
- Watch that as the eggs start to cook, the mixture solidifies.
- As soon as this starts happening, move the mixture around the pan with a spatula to scrape the cooked eggs from the bottom to the top of the mixture and expose the still-wet portions to the heat.
- Cut the eggs up with the spatula and keep on moving them around and around on the pan. Let it sit just long enough for you to take the bread slices out of the toaster, and put them on a plate, cheese side up.
- Move the egg pieces around one more time, then take the pan off the stove and move it to another off cooker or the counter.
- Empty the frying pan onto the plate.
- Take a giant spoon and try to spoon as much egg as you can onto one slice of bread, then squish it together with the other slice.
- Take the second slice off, and keep repeating the above step until most of the egg is on the sandwich.
- Serve with a pickle and enjoy having a sexy romance!
Tips
- Watch the frying pan to make sure the scrambled eggs don't turn into an omelette.
Warnings
- Don't let young children cook this by themselves.
