Be As High Class As You Can
Being high class comes with a glamorous and indulgent life, but at a steep price tag. Not only do you have to finance all of your luxuries, but you're also subject to intense media scrutiny and may feel a loss of privacy. If you weren't born into royalty or into a family with unlimited funds but you'd like to up your social graces with elegance, read this article for more tips.
Steps
- Clean your house thoroughly, especially the common and guest rooms.
- Organize everything to appear competent.
- Bathe every day: proper hygiene is essential to any social interaction.
- Cull your wardrobe (including undergarments). If anything is not new-looking or not perfectly white, donate it or take it to a tailor - they can do wonders for a low price! Then go to thrift stores/outlets and buy a new wardrobe.
- Clean your shoes. High society notices things that you might not. Make them look brand new all the time.
- Get brand-name sunglasses and bags, or knockoffs. Be sure to do your research though because high society can tell the difference.
- Invest in a reliable, nice-looking car, but avoid anything too fancy or fad-ish. A Camry from Toyota is very nice.
- Speak proper English and pay attention to grammar. Using a dictionary, randomly choose one word per week (or per day depending on how much of a life you have) and learn to use it in your daily conversations.
- Educate yourself, with special attention to history.
- Make your teeth as white as possible. Brush EVERY day!
- Brush twice a day!
- Shave and wax regularly. Eyebrows can make or break your look; make sure yours are perfect.
- Keep nails natural-looking and clean. Please don't bite, and always keep them French manicured.
- Attempt to get clear skin. Use lots of facial and acne washes and of course moisturizer.
- Get a better job if you feel your potential is going untapped. You could always sell things on eBay.
- Make your car shine. Clean any dead insects off your number plate and wipe away any bird manure.
Warnings
- Don't spend too much money! Looking high class does not mean having billions.
- Don't pretend to be someone you're not just to make people like you. Just be yourself.
- People may find out what you're doing and lose trust in you.
