Develop the Perfect Evil Stare

Maybe you want to threaten the bully at your school, shoo people away from you, or just seem more threatening in general. Maybe it's all about being tough or grunge. Want to find out how to perfect the "evil stare?" Of course! Read on.

Steps

  1. Place a mirror in front of you. Point the mirror so it is showing your face and shoulders. Clean the mirror to make your stare clearer. Tilt your head forward slightly. This works on most people depending on what you look like.
  2. Squint your eyes and push your eyebrows together then down.
  3. Push your lower jaw forward and either leave your mouth normal or do a frown.
  4. Do your current best evil stare in the mirror. Do this 3 times, mark each one out of 10. If all your stares score ten, you do not need to read this.
  5. Write down or remember what needs improving on your stare. Pick one fault at a time, and then fix that fault.
  6. Ask a friend to help you. Stare at them with hard, fixed eyes, and try not to blink. If you manage to get him/her to back away, you have succeeded.
  7. Think of random things while you are staring. Some good things to picture in your head are ice cream, pizza, or apples. You could also just clear your head.
  8. If the "thinking of random things" doesn't work for you, you could imagine the person you loathe the most, and imagine that the person you are staring at is him/her. Just think "I don't like you. I can't stand you. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
  9. Fold your arms.
  10. Put your eyebrows as low as you can get them.

Tips

  • When you are doing a stare, keep in mind what kind of image you want to project. Do you want to show anger? Toughness?
  • Make sure you keep your eyes a little squinted, because if you open your eyes too wide it looks weird.
  • Look your target straight in the eye. If they try turn away, follow their gaze. Stare for a few seconds more until finally calming your eyes.
  • Make your eyes dark and intense. Narrow your eyes but don't squint. This works better if you have long eyelashes and very dark eyes.
  • Don't laugh. Seriously, don't. Evil laughs might look cool or may seem to add affect to the stare, but in reality it can make you look stupid.
  • Bite the inside of your cheek, it's painful and can keep you from laughing. It makes you forget that you are staring.
  • Give a small grin and cock your eyebrow to show that you are not scared of that person.
  • Don't squint. It makes you look like you need glasses.
  • Another thing that disturbs a lot of people (thus making you evil) is giving an almost unnoticeable smile, and licking your top lip very slowly
  • Don't frown. Frowning is angry, not evil.
  • Suck the spit out of your mouth and then swallow it, this can help the straight face stay still.
  • Tilt your head down just a bit.
  • Don't smile nor frown. Make your mouth expressionless but also still not a flat line. Make it curve down a bit so that it looks like a mysterious, evil smile.

Warnings

  • Don't look angry, look evil; if you look angry it could cause loss of friends if one of them is a victim of your evil stare.
  • Some people look funny when trying to do this so make sure that you have it so you don't look funny, or else people will just laugh at you.

Things You'll Need

  • Mirror

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