Talk to a Boy While Bicycling
Are you wanting to meet the cute unfamiliar boy in your life? The one who passes you when you're both riding your bike in the same direction every day? And possibly to have a conversation with this cute unfamiliar boy? In the hopes he might sweep you off your bicycle and suggest a weekend for two in Amsterdam upon the seat of a bicycle built for two? Yes? Okay, then read this.
Steps
- Develop a passing relationship with a cute unfamiliar boy who rides a bicycle alongside or near you every day. This could be tricky but if you keep to the same route each day at the same time, it is likely that such a situation will arise. For both of you. It also helps to have a suitable bike. Take care when riding to obey all the traffic rules and not to fall off when going down a steep gradient. Paying attention these things will impress him.
- Make eye contact. Be sure to make frequent eye contact and make sure those eyes are smiling. You may need to adjust your bike seat to the right height so that you can get a good glimpse. It helps to also smile for real. The cute unfamiliar boy will be encouraged by smiling eyes and a happy, cute face. Naturally, it is vital to keep an eye on the road in front of you at the same time to avoid traffic accidents.
- Try a little bicycle trick. Ride with no hands or lift up your feet from the pedals. This is sure to impress any would-be paramour with your devil-may-care dashing daring. It is possible that he may even imitate you. If so, develop this mimicry further, as this is the essence of a good flirt. Raise an eyebrow, lift all arms and legs off at once and wriggle your nose as would Samantha on Bewitched. Just make it cute, daring and exciting. And keep your eyes on the road at the same time. There are some impressive bicycle tricks you can do, such as bunny hopping, but make sure to practice first. If you are a bit of a prima donna, you might like to catwalk on your bike but only do this in high heels.
- Say hi. It isn't so hard to say hi from a bike but how loud you say it is important. If there is a lot of background noise, you will need to talk loudly and even shout. If you don't think this is demure enough for a lady, well perhaps you shouldn't even be riding a bike. Always smile when saying hi and make sure that there is no parsley sticking in your teeth as you want to make sure you make a good impression.
- Stop at the lights. Put your feet down and lean his way. Say something cool. Like "I see you ride the same way as me every day. Cool bike!" and wait for his response. Strike up a conversation. If it becomes involved really quickly, suggest the two of you move over to the sidewalk to avoid being run down by cars. He will appreciate your thoughtfulness.
- Suggest a cycling trip together that doesn't involve the route you normally take. Say this with humor and laughter so that he can see just what a funny and endearing girl you really are. Suggest riding down to the park or the corner store for a milkshake. Even more fun could be suggesting checking over your bikes together to see if they need maintenance or a tune-up.
- Be a little tricky. Now this one is a little on the bad girl side but it can't hurt to try if all else fails. Puncture your tire. That's right - stab it and let it deflate. Of course, only do this when you spot him coming near but not so near that he can see you doing this. When he gets near, put on the sorrowful face and politely ask him if he can mend a punctured tire. Any boy who refuses to help will be a boy not worth knowing. He'll be off his bike and mending yours in no time flat.
- Start dating. You have your cute unfamiliar boy, so now he is more familiar. Realize, however, that the thrill of riding together on the same strip of road each day may diminish with time as you begin to feel the humdrum routine of moving together in the same direction always. If this begins to happen to you, and you still really like the cute familiar guy, alter your route and shake things up a little. It never does to make things constant when romance is at stake and occasionally, just occasionally, you can arrange to "accidentally" bump into his bike at a new intersection. That way, you'll keep the stars swinging in your relationship.
Tips
- Always keep your eyes on the prize and the road at the same time. Sometimes, you may need to look behind to see him while riding, so just do this very carefully.
Warnings
- Wear a helmet even if State laws do not require this. If you fall off your bicycle when the stars of love hit you, you can do some major head damage.
Things You'll Need
- Suitable bicycle
- Cute unfamiliar boy
- Familiar route and daily time
- Clean teeth
