Get Someone to Dump You
When you feel that the person you are dating does not interest you anymore, it may be time to end the relationship. You know you should dump her, but you just cannot seem to do it. The solution would be for you to get her to dump you!
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Steps
The Callous/Jerk Route
- Be possessive! Demand to know who he/she is going out with when they're not with you. Make him/her put their mobile on speaker so that you can hear exactly what is going on in the conversation. Get miserable and accuse him/her of flirting with others if they talk to anyone else.
- Dress and act completely different than who you really are. For example, if you are really upbeat and dress with your own style, dress all preppy and be really rude and and noxious. If you are quieter, wear lots of purple and orange, and talk really loudly over others.
- Act like a pig! Forget all about manners! When they invite you out to eat, eat messily, spit your food all over the table, eat with your fingers and talk with your mouth full.
- Try being really annoying and never letting him/her do anything. Don't let them go out with his friends and if he does, don't talk to him/her for days, refuse his/her calls, and lock your door when he/she comes around!
- Look at other guys/girls in their presence. Be sure to turn your head to admire a really hot guy/girl. Talk about former relationships and how you wish you wouldn't have ruined a "good thing" with a former lover.
- Shamelessly flirt with other guys/girls when he is looking, don't even notice your boyfriend is there.
The Wussy Route
- Start spending lots of time with him/her and let her know, they have won you over for good!
- Let him/her know they can easily get hold of you anytime, give him/her all your numbers and email address, and tell them you don't want to miss his/her call for anything!
- Call him/her at least once a day and say you miss them and can't wait to meet up with him/her.
- Buy her flowers (not expensive ones) and little gifts and when giving it to her, act GENUINE and say "I can't believe how lucky I am to be with someone like you". This is critical! Use those EXACT words.
- If she wants to go somewhere by herself, beg her to take you along, tell her you don't want to miss out on time with her (you get my drift).
- If the two of you are going out, always ask her where she wants to go (most women hate deciding). Tell her very sweetly "We can do whatever you want to do". Keep nagging until she finally comes up with a destination/activity.
- Give her a massage without her asking for it and tell her "I want to keep my girl happy". Show up at her workplace and take her on a surprise lunch date. (except it's not a surprise because you're doing it too often!) - get the idea? The idea is you're getting her conditioned to expect special things easily - without giving anything back in return.
- If you're having sex, ask her "was I good enough?". This will be the final nail in the coffin. She will have lost all attraction to you and will break up with you.
- Make sure you say (while acting terribly disappointed) "Well, can we still be friends - I really think you're a great person - it'll be hard but I'd rather be a friend than not have you in my life at all" - this little line is a winner. She'll make you a friend and this way, you still have access to her resources and social circle! Way to go -- you're a free man! Now, forget everything you did in the wussy route and go find yourself a woman who intrigues you.
The 'Disappearing Act' Route
It's really mean, but it's also very effective. It can also have a severely negative effect your dating life for a while after (in some it can come back to haunt you months or even years later)so use only with GREAT caution. Use only if you are in a really bad situation, don't mind a few jerky phone messages, and there is NO realistic way to save the friendship after breaking up.
- Miss a couple of her calls. Just enough to get her really riled. For possessive girls, this can be as little as missing one call. For girls with more self-esteem, it may take up to seven, or they may simply stop calling altogether. Mission accomplished. Your goal is (a) get her to hang up on you (b) call you some inappropriate and hurtful names like 'a-hole', 'd-bag', etc (she will likely call you the Uncensored version of these), or (c) stop calling you altogether.
- If she goes with (c), congratulations. Mission accomplished.
- If she goes with (a) or (b), after the call ends, simply never answer your phone again. You may be called back two or three times. You may have to block her cell phone number, and you may even have to block other phones she tries to call you from once she has figured out you have blocked her.
- Technically if you go this route, you are actually dumping her, but she will tell all of her friends that she dumped you, and probably talk some smack about you behind your back. So it's really the same difference as getting dumped. And if she was rude or abusive to you, your conscience should be clear anyway.
Tips
- Always remember that you are dealing with someones heart and that a heart is very fragile. Instead of cheating on her (which can give you a really bad reputation) just try telling her: "I don't see our relationship going any further" and/or "I'm not happy in our relationship". It's a lot better than cheating or looking like a pig.
- The best route is always to break up with her first. If you don't like her, then break up with her! There is no need play games with her. It only shows what a lousy person you are. There's always the possibility that she's trying to find a way to get you to dump her...
- Man up and tell her you don't think it can work to her face. If you can't do that then slowly start to ignore her.
- She could be a potential source to meet your future girlfriend(s) - this is why you used the wussy route to get into a LJBF zone (Let's Just Be Friends) - you'll be dating her friends in no time after she's made you a "friend." Her friends will keep wondering why she let go of you!
Warnings
- Take the wussy route only when you're dating a woman with high self-esteem. If your current girlfriend is an insecure, needy, clingy person, taking the wussy route is suicidal as she will think she's found her soul mate finally and offer up a marriage date! Bad deal! So use your second brain fellas, it's near your head.
- Don't worry about her feelings if you are in a really bad situation. It is more important that you worry about your safety and sanity than her feelings.
- Beware if you use the 'Disappearing' route that she will talk trash about you to her friends. This is only a potential problem if you have common friends, especially if she knew them first. Use this route only with great caution. There may be backlash. You may also have to get some of your phone numbers changed, park under security cameras for a while, or even move to another part of the country, depending on how vindictive she is.
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