Make Fake Puke from Bread

Do you want to stay home from school, or anywhere else you have to go? Well, read on!

Steps

The night before you plan to use the vomit, put some ripped bread and a little water into a Tupperware container, put the lid on and shake hard for 10 seconds.
Add 3 drops of blue, green and yellow food coloring, 5 ml of maple extract, 5 ml of pure vanilla extract and 10 ml of imitation vanilla extract.
Shake hard for 10 seconds.
Add 1 egg and shake for 10 seconds.
Add some coffee grounds and corn starch to thicken the mixture, shake for 10 seconds.
Add orange and butterscotch extract for a sickly scent, shake 10 seconds.
Put the mixture in the bathroom out of sight, preferably behind the toilet.
When 6:30 arrives on a school day, tell a parent that you feel sick.
Don't go back to sleep, but say you're brushing your teeth and go into the washroom. Close the door, turn on your tap. Let it run, yell I NEED TO THROW UP BADLY! and make a barfing noise while pouring a bit into the toilet. Repeat 4 times, and splash some water in your mouth to "wash the taste out."
If your parents want to give you medicine then take it. Go up to the bathroom and spit it out. Make gagging noises.

Do not swallow this as it can cause discomfort, and make you actually sick.
If you get caught, your parents may not believe you when you really ARE sick.
Lying so that you could skip school could land you in detention or worse if someone finds out.