Make Fake Vomit With Limited Supplies
Sometimes we just don't feel up enough to go to school and just need a day off, or perhaps it's April Fool's Day? Or do you just want to gross out a friend (or enemy)? Here's some steps to making vomit with hardly anything at all.
Ingredients
*Citric foods, or orange juice
- Any kind of soft-ish food
- Crackers
- Nutella
Steps
- Before making start having "symptoms" of a flu a couple of days in advance.
- Wake up really early in the morning, or really late at night.
- Walk very quietly in to your kitchen.
- Search for things you ate last night, or recently.
- You've probably found something, but if you haven't find something that looks similar or something you would eat.
- Put all the things you've found in a bowl.
- Mash your mixture with your hands (this is gross but it'll pay off in the end).
- Squeeze an orange, or pour orange juice in to the concoction.
- Optional: Pour food coloring on to your vomit.
- If you have a compost pile you can mix some of that in to your fake vomit.
- Mash again.
- Walk slowly and quietly in to the nearest restroom.
- Smear your concoction on the toilet, dump some in, and possibly next to it.
- You can also put your vomit in a vomit bowl or bag if you have one. Or plainly smear it on the floor.
- Think of a story to tell your parents when they wake up. Example: "I woke up because I had to use the bathroom, and I when I walked in here my stomach started to feel nauseous."
- Make sure your story is believable. Think of some symptoms you might have had in the past. Example: My stomach has been hurting in the morning and at night. It feels like there's a fire turning in it, and I've been getting throbbing feeling in my head on the left side." Maybe look up some symptoms of a flu on the net.
- Clean up any messes you've made
- It's time. Wake up your parents (preferably your mom, but it ranges with families).
- Act really sick maybe clutching your stomach.
- Get right to the point before she starts getting mad at you for waking her up, and try to get your face as pale as possible.
- Show her were you puked
- She'll usually tend to you before cleaning up the mess.
- If she tries to give you any medicine thank her, and pretend to swallow by drinking water and putting the pill in the palm of your hand then slipping the pill down the side she's not on.
- Make sure to go right in bed after she gives you the pill. You can pretend to swallow it there.
- Tell her you feel kind of weak.
- She'll probably tell you to go to bed. When she does this all your work has finally paid off!
- Later she might try to take you to the doctor. When this happens tell her you feel a lot better, she won't want to waste money if you feel better.
Tips
- You might also want to try putting some vomit on your face, or clothes.
- If they try to take your temp, dip the thermometer into warm liquids and wait for a bit before putting it back in your mouth.
- Make sure to put the chunkiest pieces of vomit on the sides of the toilet.
- If you are using milk, Make sure you mix your mixture well and smell it to see if it has a funny kind of smell (so that it looks real and smells real).
- After your school's over call a friend to see what they did, and make up any work.
- You also might want to try pouring some milk, or other liquids in to your vomit.
- If you're going to use food coloring make sure not to use very many colorful colors. Stick to yellow and orange mostly light brown.
- Find symptoms that seem you're having a flu not a fever. If you have a fever your parents will try to take your temperature which will be perfectly fine.
- Use porridge too and milk as this makes it lumpy and watery this will have a bigger impact on your mixture, and remember to follow the steps you always use when sick.
Warnings
- Do not use red food coloring. This is an indication of blood, and your parents and doctor will get really worried.
- Make sure the symptoms you make up or find are not that bad. You don't want to end up having to do surgery because you pretended to be sick.
- You do this at your own risk of being caught.
- Try to "get better" by the end of the day missing too much school isn't good for you.
- If you're planning on dumping your vomit in the toilet make sure it's mashed up really well and is mostly liquid. If your vomit is to solid it might clog the toilet.
- Only do this once, if you do it to many times your parents will start to get really worried.
Things You'll Need
- Hands
- Toilet, bowl, or bag
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